GPOYCHRISTMAS
THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE!
STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN. I’LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT ONE. HA HA HA!
I MEAN HO HO HO.
WHATEVER, MAN. I’M LACTOSE INTOLERANT. YOU’RE SIPPING EGGNOG WHILE I’VE JUST BEEN POUNDING THE BOURBON. NEXT TO THE SUGAR COOKIES THERE SHOULD BE A PLATE OF CRICKETS. HOOK ME UP. SANTA’S DRUNK AND HUNGRY AS HELL.
Holy shit this is the cutest thing since baby puppies and baby sea turtles!!!!!
lol hey seasonally tardy hedgehog
It’s still technically Christmas until January 5. Don’t look at me with that judgmental face.
omg i just died.